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SILENCEIs d best Answerfor all questionsSMILEIs d best Reactionin all situationsUnfortunatelyBOTH Never Help Inany EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)

Two Wise Advises for Married PeoplesNever laugh at your wife's choices...(You are on of them...)Never be Prouf of Your Choices...(Your Wife is one of them...)

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga..

boy: how do i play the guitar????girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :|boy: am i so good??? :D :Ogirl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off ;/

A Sentence You Might NeverEver Say Again In Your Life:
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"Get Off The Phone, I Need ToUse The Internet...."

life would have been much easierSincere Thought:"Life Would Have Been Much EasierIf Mosquitoes Sucked TensionInstead Of Blood!"

FACEBOOK STORY:Add as friend ----> Approve-> Write something on wall-----> Intro-----> Everyday chatting------> Ask number phone------> Texting-----> Calling-----> Meet-----> Express love------> Couple------> Make relationship status-----> Hangout-----> Misunderstanding-----> Fight-----> Break up------> Unfriend----> Block :-

Height Of Coolness..!!At the end of exam time,Teacher: "PUT THAT PEN DOWN!!"Student: "Chill dude, its not a GUN!"

There have been many time in 2011when I may disturbed youtroubled uirritated ubugged u...today I just wanna tell you...I plan to continue it in 2012.

Height of CleanlinessCarrying a handkerchief during holi and cleaning ur hand each tym u say 'Holi Mubark'..after lagaing gulal on their gaal..!

Dear Human: You Get Angry At Me; If I Wake U Up.. You Also Get Angry; If I Don't..!! What The Hell Is This ??? -Sincerely; Confused Alarm Clock..

Pizza is so confusing ...Square boxCircle pizzaAndTriangle Slices

Seeing a Lizard on ur bed is not the actual problem..!!......The Real Problem Starts When It Disappears..!!!Saali gaYi kahan..?

Long ago, Men who sacrificed theirlove, youth, parents, identity,laughter and their happineswere called SAINTS!Now they are called HUSBANDS!

Never KISS a lady police,She will say, hands up.Never KISS a lady doctor,She will say, Next pleaseAlways KISS a lady teacher,She will say, repeat it 5 time

Once a husband and wifewere preparing to go officeand the wife thoughtshe would drive today for the office.Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumnechalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi tojayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein‚!!

Once there was a mirror which used to kill "LIERS"FRENCH:I think I don't smoke (killed)AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)PATHAN:I think (killed)

if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,if sumone calls u duffer,relax,if sumone calls u stupid be cool,but if sumone calls u "cute"
lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?A Boy Can Do Everything For GirlNow reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.