Latest Funny SMS

Dad:Tera Result aya? Son:Wo Headmaster Saab ka Beta Fail ho gya Dad:Aur tum? Son:Toh aap kaun se Prime Minstr hai jo aap ka Beta Paas hoga?

TIPS 4 Boys- If you marry one girl, she will fight WITH you. If you marry two girls, they will fight FOR you… Think different

Pappu Samose Wale Se: O Bhai Tumahre Samose Ladki Ka Bal Nikla Samose Wala: Abe 5 Rs Ke Samose Me Puri Ladki Niklegi Kya

Dad-Result ka kya hua? Son-1 gud news he or 1 bad news. Dad-Gud news bata. Son-Me pass ho gya. Dad-Gr8! aur bad news? Son-Gud news galat he.

Height of Happiness- A boy got a job in girls hostel. After 2mnths owner askd:Y u dnt come 2 take ur salary. Boy :KYA ??? salary bhi milegi !!!

Dabangg Special: Asman se gir raha he Rain, Wah wah.. Asman se gir raha he Rain, Tere mast-mast 2 Nain, mere dil ka le gaye Chain

Girl:Agar mai mar jau to tum kya karoge? BoY:Mai bhi mar jaunga GiRL:Q? BoY:Kabhi kabhi zyada khushi b jaan le Leti HE

Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road….why ? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying…. When a person asked what he was doing…. He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!

Sardar- why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.

How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

Sardar galati se samunder me gir gaya…Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi…use pakar kar bahar pheka aur bola ja tu toh apni jan bacha le..

Sardar: Tum shadi shuda ho? Pathan: Han, humara aurat say shadi hua Sardar: Bewakuf to kia mard se b shadi hota Pathan: Han humara behan ka hua:

Deadly IQ of a sardar Whats the oppsite of Achaar? Onion! How? Achaar = pickle Pee-kal So oppsite of pee- kal = pee aaj =Peaj Onion.

Girl-Plz mere Husband ko andar bula lijiye Doctor-Daro mat me sharif admi hu Girl-Nahi aap samjh nahi rahe aapki Nurse bahar akeli Hai

Santa praying:Bhagwanji plz punjab nu amrica di capital bana dita.Plz,plz God:Par kyu yaara? Santa:Qki main exam vich likh aaya si…

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