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Family faces are magical mirrors
Looking at the people who belong to us, 
We see the past, the present and the future
It doesn’t matter where you go in life..
What you do or how much you have..
Its WHO you have beside you !!
That’s what matters the most !!
A reality of life
Everyone is ready to help you. . .
But when you need help. . .
Everyone is ready to advice you. . . !!
Always speak the truth to your parents
and
Run away immediately after speaking it.
Boy : Do you love me more than ur family ?
Girl : No
Boy : why ?
Girl : okay Listen dis
when i started to walk I fell, u were not there to pick me up. but my mom was.
When i went outside, u were not there to hold my finger. but my dad was.
When i cried . u didn’t gave me your toys to play. .but my brother n sister did.
My family is more precious than anything else
If You Like Someone
Show it, it will be sweeter than Telling.
But if u don’t like someone
Just tell it, It will b less painful than showing it. :)
Truth is like surgery, It hurts But It cures..& Lie is like a pain killer, It gives relief instantly But Has its side effects later..
!!..Best Family Moments..!!
Sitting On Sofa Watching Tv nd Have Nothing to Eat :-/
Open Fridge Late Night, Just Dhaniya, Sabzi, Timatar are There
Nd You Were Expecting For Pizza & Coke =)
Watching Your Sisi & Mum in Kitchen While You Watching Bay Watch On Star World ;)
Fighting For Computer, Tv Remote , Chips and For The Car Window Seat =D
When All Family Have Nothing To Do Start Gossips About Relatives =p
Waiting For Father To Sleep n Watch Movie !
Thats What Family is !
Love Your Family Before Everyone Will Have Their Own Family :-)
Girl: Im having heart surgery today
Boy: I know
Girl: I love u
Boy: I love u much more.
After surgery When the girl woke up only her Father was next to her bed 
Girl:Daddy, Where is he?
Father: U don’t know who gave u the heart?
Girl: What? She starts crying ..
Father: Just kidding..Bahar khada samose kha raha hai Haramkhor..!! 
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits-right behind the driver and starts yelling,
“If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.”
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with,
“If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.”
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yellsat the kid,
“What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!”
The kid smiles and says, “I would be a bus driver!”
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